Syrians versus Syrians

Meanwhile in Assad'istan

A shia militant from Hezbollah holding the flag of Assad'istan

Assad'istan is a country in the Middle-Of-All-Conflicts. Assad'istan was ruled more than 900 billion years by the Ottomans, after the Ottomans lost the First World War from the allies, the French occupied it. The Syrians weren't really happy with the french and one day a Syrian family celebrated the anniversary of their little 9 years old daughter by popping some champagne. Immediatly when the french heared the bang they retreated while some divisions surrendered to the local tribes.

After some years of instability and military coups Hafez Al-Assad took power modernising the whole country by killing randomly people and building factories. After his death his son Bashar-Al Assad came in to power, because that's how monarchies I mean democratic republics work. To maintain this form of ruling, the government has appointed one minority to look after the rest of the people: the Alawites, a heavily armed group that resides in the presidential palace in Damascus.

The officially language of Assad'istan is Assadic Arabic,  the official motto is "God/Allah bless Assad", and because of the secular constitution of Assad'istan are Sunni muslims degraded to second class citizens.

Bashar Al Assad the Great of Assad'istan making an offensive joke

On 15 Mart 2011 Bashar Al-Assad the Great made an offensive joke about Sunni muslims, Turkmens and Kurds. Let's say that the most people hadn't really a sense of humor and started protesting. Bashar Al-Assad thought that they shouldn't be so offended and ordered his soldiers to shoot at them. Some protesters shooted back, well nobody does actually know what really happened, who shooted first or whatever but let's say Civil War broke out.

We don't know much about the map of Syria, but the Northeast is controlled bu Middle Eastern Gypsys, Black is a shithole (Al Nusra), Red is the glorious undefeatable Assad Arab Army and Green are ZIONIST TERRORISTS

So the whole country started to kill each other, first Syrian rebels, than the Kurds in the North-East and suddenly Al-Nusra came in . So basicly whole the country started revolting, killing and raping each other.

The Syrian Assadist Army wasn't prepared for this kind of insurgency, especially not when a big part of the Syrian officers deserted along with whole divisions. It seemed that the situation like in Libya and Qaddhafi would repeat itself.

But the conflict was starting to get an international aspect, Vladimir Putin wouldn't let his last bitch get replaced by jiahdi's freedomfighters supported by Obama and the West. And Obama ordered the Sunni prime minister Erdogan to support the Syrian opposition a little bit more. Several faggot fights occured on the border with Turkey and that's it.

The Free Syrian Army had more manpower and the morale was far higher than the Assadian troops. The Assadian feared for a situation like Libya and they couldn't even trust their best friends anymore, also Sunni muslims are a little bit more retarded, so they run into the fireline easily in comparison to Shia Alawites who are cautious and care about their life. The fact that Alawites are more cautious is because of their liberal and Western lifestyle that differs them from other muslims, they don't want to explain to Allah why they were always drinking and never went to the mosque.

An Alawite running away from hell

The Pro-Assadians also say that the Rebels are terrorists. This is not true and just Assadian propaganda. The FSA is well know for respecting the Shia and Christian minorities in Syria. They help Christians rebuild their churches and help Alawite families. They also believe in a democratic and peacefull Syria. Another fact is that the Syrian opposition has alot of respect of Human Rights.

oh wait they don't

European Jihadi's

Europe didn't send only weapons but also Jihadi's, well not directly but you get what I mean. Different groups like Sharia4Belgium and others started recruiting young retards that were sick of watching always the same porn to fight in Syria. Thanks to those European liberals of course. Can't wait until one of those fucking retarded jihadi's return and blow something up in Europe.

these types of faggots they mostly recruit

Training


1) They first come in contact with fundamentalists.

2) They become radicalised.

3) They receive Call of Duty training.

4) They go to Syria through Turkey, thanks to Erdogan.

5) They get a weapon and are recruited by various rebel groups.
and

6) They end up like this.

Where is your Allah now ?

Kurds

They're just chilling and being killed by Al-Nusra.

and that's it.