Fascist Fascists

"Il Duce" Mussolini thinking who possible could have stolen his pizza. 

Definition of Fascism: Fascism is a politial ideoligy that tries to unite the society into a totalitarian state, mostly by force.

Definition of Fascist: "Fascist" is somebody you call when you run out of arguments to prove him wrong, this tactic is mostly used by hippies, liberals or lefties that want to blame somebody because they suck and fuck it up like always.

Origins of Fascism

The best example of a Fascist society is the Roman Empire, that is also the empire that served as modelcountry for Mussolini his plans. Where the normal people went to army to fulfill their conscription, worked and obeyed the law the Elite made for them, the elite consisted mostly out whorefucking aristocrates, it's a nice system but if your elite wants to fuck something else then whores you're kinda fucked.

There is also a widespread use of propaganda in a Fascist regime, like Mussolini who looked like fucking badass but cried like a little bitch for Hitlers help because he wasn't able to defeat Greece. Or another propagandastunt is the myth that Mussolini made the trains run on time, because before they didn't, well maybe because Italy was fighting a World War and trains usually don't come on time when your country is in a fucking World  War but that doesn't resists nowadays Italian Fascists to believe it.

But calling every totalitarian state fascist is wrong, these are some things that are define Fascists.

- Militarilism
- Invading other countries
- Censoring the news
- Dreaming of a "golden age" (you need to come with good shit if you want that people die for you)

- Kidnapping gay people
- Having sex with them
- ^ wtf is this shit ?
- Destroying Art
- Mix of capitalism and socialism
- Swaggy uniforms
- Leaders that play with dogs in a very strange way
- Being rejected by a jewish girl

The good parts of Fascism

Fact: Hitler was a chick magnet

But like every ideoligy Fascism does also have it's good parts. First of all Fascism takes away the differences and reshapes it in a nationalistic way. Fascism for example was far further in time in terms of fashion. Fascists had an unique style that connected them with their country. Hitler his SS had one of the best uniforms of their time. Hitler and Mussoline were also the first hipsters of the 20th century, an important fact that mostly is forgotten by several historians.

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Another thing is that people fear the government but also believe in it, so there is a kind of fear and trust for the leader. Well know for centralised governments. There is a feeling that you're not above the government or the nation, no there is a feeling that the nation and the leader stand above YOU. It depends on your personal oppinion if you're a supporter of it or not.

Like Hitler once said, the only difference between a democracy and an autocratic state is that an autocratic state has the people behind them and support their great leader with love. Ironic enough there were more than 40 assasination attemps on Hitler.

It's like having a girlfriend, you love her but you are afraid what will happen if you cheat on her.

Another reason that people join fascist groups are the uniforms, not only the leaders have a sense for fashion but the soldiers too. Let's be honest, who doesn't want to invade other countries with those black uniforms. Most of these uniforms were designed by Hugo Boss, the name says it all, his uniforms were fucking BOSS.

The Bad parts of Fascism

Of course there are also bad parts of fascism, like that you don't have youtube or facebook and maybe some millions of deaths. And the leaders don't die like in a fairy tale story with an enormous empire and beautifull daughters. Adolf Hitler of Nazi-Germany shot himself dead after marrying a women half of his age that was willing to love him whether his fucking ugly mustache. And Mussolini, well after he was captured by Italian partisans he was shot down with his wife and hanged on a square in Milan. After his death they made Italian wine from his body, you still can buy it.