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Of course it is important to understand Turkey before you can understand what happens in Turkey right now. 

Political map of Turkey

The Republic of Turkey, officially the United Ottoman Caliphate, is a country situated in the Middle-East, well they belong in Europe but were kicked out by the Greeks and Bulgarians. As a country mostly made up by Anatolian Sandniggers and Gypsy Kurds ruled by a Kemalist elite, Turkey is well know for his fierce form of Fascism pride of their newborn country. Turkey is also the most secular country on earth, as first introduced by the Young Turks against the Ottoman Sultan. Turkey is also a trollcountry that stole everything from their neighbours, but stating such facts lies will get you jailed criticized in Turkey. Most Turks say always that they're proud of their Central-Asian roots, but infact most of them are just a bunch of Greeks, Persians, Arabs and Armenians in denial.

We're all Hrant, we're all Armenians

But that were some facts about Turkey, back to politics. Since the founding of the Republic of Turkey by Mustafa Kemal who is called Atatürk, a name he received from the Turkish people. Atatürk mean "father of all Turks", this show how fake Turks really are since Atatürk was an Albanian-Greek. But whatever, he did an amazing job taking Turkey 500 years further into time, kicking the Allies out Gallipoli, beating them again after the First World War because a retarded sultan had signed a stupid pact with them backstabbing his own people. But yeah, after kicking some Greek ass he created the New Secular Modern Turkish Republic.


After his dead there were some democratic elected prime ministers that constantly were killed by the Turkish Military who saw themselves as protecters of the Turkish Republic and the Kemalist ideoligy. Well killing elected prime ministers isn't that democratic like we all know but you must understand that the majority of the Turks is retarded conservative. Just pray some times in public and maybe shout some Islamic verses and half of Turkey will run themselves into death for you. To prevent such scenario the Military needed to arrest them before they did something amazingly stupid. 

After years of a one party-system where the secularists (CHP) ruled Turkey,  most Turks wanted democratic elections without a military coup. What happened is that the assimilated Georgian named Recep Tayyip Erdogan won the elections with such a majority that he even didn't needed to form a coalition. He improved the economy let's say (this is just propaganda, I will explain everything in another article), made Turkey more liberal by removing the Secular Nationalists and tries now to implement a sort of Islamism.

I hoped that this article would explain how Turkey really is.